Friday, June 1, 2012

Gangs of Wasseypur - Dialogues

Us harami ko Mitana Hai Hamein, Goli Nahin marenge , Keh k Lenge uski - Manoj Bajpai

Ye Wasseypur Hai, Yahan  Kabutar bhi ek pankh se udta hai, Doosre pankh se apna izzat bachata hai

Sardar Khan naam hai humara , bata dijiyega sako - Manoj Bajpai
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  1. PKTJune 24, 2012 at 9:57 PM

    Mazaa aa raha hai,mazza aa raha hai, sungh ke batao mantri jee ka khayein hain subah mein, sardar,joru ka maar.."anyein??" - Manoj bajpai

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  2. UnknownJune 25, 2012 at 1:29 PM

    itni badi ho gayi ho aau biah nahi hua hai.

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  3. UnknownJune 25, 2012 at 1:30 PM

    Santara ko Seb kehne se,
    Santara Seb thode ho jayega ...
    Santara toh Santara hi rahega na ... :D
    ...
    Aad kitnahu bada ho jaye, Rahega Laad ke neeche :P

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    1. AnonymousApril 3, 2013 at 3:40 AM

      its not laad ...! its naad...! :)

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    2. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2013 at 8:00 AM

      Abe chutiyon...it's Laand (lund)

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  4. AnonymousJune 26, 2012 at 6:05 AM

    permission na lena chahiye...mana thode na karte :D

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  5. atedsJune 27, 2012 at 10:07 PM

    lad chahe kitna bhi khada ho jaye jhadi ke niche hi rehta hai :D :D

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  6. Prashant KumarJune 28, 2012 at 1:24 AM

    Eee ka Bawaseer Bana diye ho..Marte hain Kasai Mohalla Jaata Hai Kalkatta - Manoj Bajpai

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  7. AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 1:28 AM

    Uske Muh mein Taar daal k Gand se nikal ke isi plot par patang na udai to humra naam nahin...

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  8. HariJune 30, 2012 at 7:43 AM

    There would be a conversation on a railway bridge between Sardar Khan & another guy about Sardar Khan's affair with Durga. Any one remember that dialogue?

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    1. Guide for Life Insurance ManagersAugust 5, 2012 at 11:09 PM

      Allah mian ne Kaha hai ki 4 ghar ko humari jarrorat hogi...

      Tum saale sirf apna sochte ho..bahut swarthi ho tum log

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  9. ZeeshanJuly 2, 2012 at 11:18 AM

    Vidhayak JP Singh ko koot diye...SP..ay office me... aur oo bhi uske baap ke saamne..

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  10. AnonymousJuly 14, 2012 at 11:09 AM

    Abe gand ke andhe

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  11. AnonymousJuly 15, 2012 at 11:29 PM

    Patra watra Ukhar diye hain Chacha, aagay jao ge bhetar chale jao ge

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  12. AnonymousJuly 16, 2012 at 4:25 AM

    Aand kitna bhi bada ho jaye lannd ke niche hi rehta hai... Aand meaning???

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  13. Guide for Life Insurance ManagersAugust 5, 2012 at 11:08 PM

    Phat (Explode) Ke Phlower(Flower) Ho Jayega

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  14. AnonymousAugust 11, 2012 at 12:55 PM

    aye qureshi!!

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  15. AnonymousAugust 20, 2012 at 2:54 PM

    harr cheddah mai nalli dal ke maroh

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  16. AnonymousAugust 20, 2012 at 2:55 PM

    Govindwaa ko toh gaand me goli maar ne wale the saala

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  17. AnonymousAugust 23, 2012 at 9:22 AM

    are humka chutiya samje ho ka????

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2012 at 9:07 AM

    Uske Munh me Taar daal ke Gaand se nikaal kar usi plot par patang na udayi to kehna....

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  19. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2012 at 7:29 AM

    ab to sach bol bosudike

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  20. AnonymousSeptember 16, 2012 at 6:42 AM

    abe o sardar khan ....ruk saale bharve ...randibaaj.....

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  21. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2012 at 6:59 AM

    ak47 ki dhamki kauno aur ko dena 17 boar se marenge khela ho jayega............aukat bhul gaya hai re apni...........definite (ei definite hota ka hai)

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    1. UnknownJune 12, 2014 at 3:47 AM

      this was the best one (Y)

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    2. FrostyJuly 26, 2014 at 4:42 AM

      Well it's something like this !!

      ak47 ki dhamki kauno aur ko dena, katta se marenge 70 rupay main khela ho jayega !! :D

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    3. AnonymousJune 1, 2015 at 11:26 AM

      shayad aisa kuch tha

      ee jo saintaalis(ak47) ki dhamki hai kono aur ko dena, (desi)katta se marenge 70mm ka khela ho jayega!

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  22. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2012 at 4:39 AM

    tumse na ho payega - ramadhir to JP

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  23. ManishSeptember 23, 2012 at 1:43 PM

    What does this mean

    aad jitne bhi bada ho jaye.. retha hamesa laad ke niche hi hai

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    1. UnknownOctober 28, 2012 at 9:56 PM

      m -
      === |
      | | <---- This is land
      | | |
      (_._) <---- This 1 is Aand


      aad jitne bhi bada ho jaye.. retha hamesa laad ke niche hi hai
      (_._) <---- The Size Doestnot matter " what ever that can " . Thats alway place under the Dic*K

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  24. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2012 at 11:08 AM

    Ramadhir Singh: Are ka samaze? Samazenge vahi na jo tu hai. Are chutiya sala, bhosadike. bina janakari ke kisi ko kam pe rakhega......
    JP Singh: Hame nahin malum tha
    Ramadhir Singh: Dekho dekho apne vidhayak ko pitate hue. Vidhayak banenge chutiya sala.

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  25. UnknownOctober 15, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    goli kha mare gand pe hath pe ki chod de (fezal)

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  26. AnonymousNovember 25, 2012 at 11:19 PM

    Ham perpenditular hai hamle liyea na aesa hi hota hai !

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  27. AnonymousDecember 8, 2012 at 10:41 AM

    Ghar ja ke jab apne pitaji ka gaand khuja rahe honge na,tab poochiyega hum kaun hain

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  28. AnonymousJanuary 1, 2013 at 10:55 PM

    Chutiya..Vidhayak banega !

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  29. PratyushJanuary 5, 2013 at 10:23 PM

    patra utra sab ukhar diye chacha,gadi chaloge to bhiter chale jaoge

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  30. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2013 at 8:05 AM

    Is Dunia Mein Aadmi Sirf Do Hi Tarah Ke Hote He. Ek Harami Aur Dusre Beekoof.

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  31. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2013 at 4:35 AM

    Sardar Khan :-Abbey Doctor, hamra bete ko do goli lagi hai,
    Doctor :- Beta Kaha hai
    Sardar Khan:- ye raha
    Doctor:- Yeh to khada hai
    Sardar Khan:- Teri maa ka doctor babu, kha ho ja chal chal operation kar.

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  32. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2013 at 4:38 AM

    Nagma:- Tumhe jaha tarak mitana hai, jake mitao, par ghar mat le aana, warna yahi chir denge. aur jahan jahan nikle naah lena,
    Sardar Khan:- Kaun kahan ja raha hai.
    Nagma:- Khana khao, takat aayega bahar jaa ke bezhati mat karana.

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  33. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2013 at 12:11 PM

    Shamshad to policeman: Aap jaante hein bahar log policewalon ko ka kehte hein?
    Policeman: Ka kehte hein?
    Shamshad: Log kehte hein ke policewala roj faijal ka aand khujaane jaata hai

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    1. AnonymousOctober 6, 2013 at 1:25 AM

      he he he nahi ...sachhii... :)

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  34. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2013 at 6:21 AM

    Ramidir to JP:: Vidhayak banenge Chootiya Saala...

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  35. sanjay kumar tripathiFebruary 24, 2013 at 11:17 PM

    Ramidir to JP: beta tumse naa hogaa____!!

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  36. AnonymousMarch 15, 2013 at 2:40 PM

    Tu pakar (?) aur utha tangari. Anyone know exact dialogue?

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    1. AnonymousJuly 4, 2013 at 3:00 PM

      tu pakar langri aur utha tangarii... or maar langari, utha tangari..

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  37. AnonymousMarch 21, 2013 at 1:32 AM

    Itna bum marenge, itna bum marenge, ki pura area dhua dhua ho jayega, Aur ramadhir singh ke pariwar ke harek aadmi se randi ka naach karwayenge..........

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    1. AnonymousMay 9, 2013 at 9:40 AM

      Hazrat hazrat hazrat...wasseypur ki ladki ko aghwa karliya gaya hai, agar teen ghante me lautayi nahi gai to poore ilake me itne bum marenge ke sab dhua dhua hojaega, aur Ramadhir Singh ke puri khandan se randi ka naach nachaenge...salawalekum, baja re.

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  38. AnonymousMarch 24, 2013 at 11:53 PM

    permission lena chahte hain....

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    1. kishanMay 2, 2013 at 8:35 AM

      mujhe apni chut marne ka permission dijiye na apki chut ka bhosda bana denge

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  39. AnonymousMarch 28, 2013 at 10:15 PM

    jaise loha lohe ko katata he waise chutia hi to chutia ko maraga naa.

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  40. AnonymousMarch 28, 2013 at 10:19 PM

    ap pe itni goliya marenge na ki apka driver sala khali khokha bech ke amir ban jayega

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  41. AnonymousMarch 30, 2013 at 12:59 AM

    Danish: Sardar Khan ka beta hoo, Abba ko khaana dena hai.
    Nagma: Aise bologe? Hamare hi bete ho na, ki oo adhai rupaye waali randi ke, jiske yaha tumhaare abba muh maarne jaate hai

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  42. AnonymousApril 1, 2013 at 10:29 PM

    ramadhir singh says to faizal "kahe bhai"

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  43. AnonymousApril 2, 2013 at 7:14 AM

    bhai koi faizal khan ke dialoge btado saare??

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  44. SultanwaApril 3, 2013 at 1:15 PM

    Dada ka, baap ka, bhaiya ka, sabka badla lega re tera phaijal!

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  45. SultanwaApril 3, 2013 at 1:17 PM

    Phajlu: Eee to bahut khadra hai re!!

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  46. SultanwaApril 3, 2013 at 1:18 PM

    This is the greatest movie in the history of Bollywood. Would you agree?

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  47. Phaijal phanApril 3, 2013 at 1:46 PM

    Arrey hiyan to sarab oraab chal raha hai bhai...aap mein se musalman kaun hai? hum bhi musalman hain salamalaikum. ekdum taajs waaja lag rahe ho chalo uthho ho gaya uthho....itna sarab nahin peena chahiye sehat kharab ho jayega....dekh dekh thik se dekh....aujar kaat iska aujar kaat.

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  48. AnonymousApril 24, 2013 at 7:30 PM

    hum toh samjhe the ki sanjeev kumar ke ghar mein hum akele bacchan paida hui paye hain , par aaj pata chala hum toh shashi kapoor hain , bachann toh koi aur hai,
    ramadhir: jaise loha lohe ko kaat ta hai waise hi 1 chutiya hi toh 2sre chutiye ko kaatega na

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  49. UnknownApril 26, 2013 at 8:02 AM

    faisal to nagma-do cheez pe visvaas nhi krna chaiye????koi ye dialogue bta do???

    faisal to phajlu-snajeev kumar he sab kuch hai?????
    ye dono dialogue btao??????

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  50. Rahul ChoudharyMay 2, 2013 at 2:49 AM

    chaabi kaha h....gaand me dal liye ho ka

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  51. AnonymousMay 25, 2013 at 4:58 AM

    Nagma-Ese bolega, humri hi aulad h na ya us dhai rupe wali randi ka jhaant h! Ramadhir-Chun chun k gand me goli maro saalo k! N d bst 1 Ramadhir-Eeh saala jab tak hindustan me saneema (cinema) h log chutiya bante rahenge

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  52. AnonymousMay 25, 2013 at 5:05 AM

    Guddu-Kela kharid rha h bhaiya. Definite-abe kiski gand me dalega! Sardar-Us harami ko mitana h hume, dhire dhire uska sab kuch cheen lenge aape hi mar jaega madharchod! & Ramadhir-Uske muh me taar daal ke uski gand se nikal ke isi plot pe patand na udaayi to humra bhi naam nahi

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  53. BlondieJuly 4, 2013 at 5:35 AM

    Faizal on seeing the pager - 'Lekin message karega kaun?'

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  54. BlondieJuly 4, 2013 at 5:38 AM

    Faizal - 'Koi bhi hamare saath nahi ayega. Hum khud jayenge apne dost ko mubarakbad dene'

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  55. AnonymousAugust 9, 2013 at 9:31 PM

    Ramadhir (Ehsaan Qureishi se): Are aao aao. Are wahaan nahi, yahaan baitho.
    Yaar, kal raat ek bhayaanak sapna dekhe. Shahid khan yaad hai?
    Ehsaan: Shahid.
    Ramadhir: Are, hamaara pehelwan.
    Ehsaan: ji. Wo h aaya tha sapne mein?
    Ramadhir: Uska Launda!!! Uska launde ka bhoot aaya tha. Jisko maar ke gaade the tum...
    Ehsaan: ji.
    Ramadhir: kahaan gaade the?? Kahaan Gaade the?
    Ehsaan: waheen.. waheen gaade the..
    Ramadhir: Waheen gaade they? To aisa karo, tum wahan jaao. Aur uske sarrer ke jo avshesh hain, unhe unhein khodkar lao. Pandit ji kah rahe hain, ki uska sareer abhi jinda hai, wahi hamein dara raha hai.
    Ehsaan: ji.. zaroor.

    TADAAK......
    Ramadhir: BHOSDI KE..... ABE AB TO SACH BOL DE ..BHOSDI KE...
    TUMHAARA EK JHOOTH KE WAJAH SE KITNA TAMAASA HUA HAI, TUMKO ANDAAJ BHI NAHI HAI.

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  56. AnonymousAugust 21, 2013 at 3:02 AM

    Ego paan banaiye toh chaccha...... Aaa badiyann se banaiyega nahi toh lungiye me chod denge... Dekh rahe hain.... Dekh rahe hain.....

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  57. AnonymousAugust 26, 2013 at 10:54 AM

    Kaun maara humre abbu ko...............bahar nikal bhosadi k

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  58. AnonymousAugust 26, 2013 at 10:55 AM

    chal baith aake.......bhago bhosadi ke

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  59. UnknownAugust 29, 2013 at 9:17 AM

    Ouuuu vinodwaa ko toh hum gand pe maarne wale the.... Sala khud haie saamne se aa gaya....

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    1. AnonymousJune 12, 2014 at 3:50 AM

      Bhai..scene nahin yaad aa rahi...yeh wale dialouge ki ..
      kisne kisse bola tha ??

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  60. AnonymousDecember 9, 2013 at 9:30 PM

    maut sar par khadi thi lekin harami maan ane kaise !

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  61. AnonymousDecember 16, 2013 at 1:09 AM

    baki sab bakayti hai saale.

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  62. UnknownMarch 4, 2014 at 3:00 AM

    Maa agar maachis hoti toh duniya ko aag na lga deta...

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  63. UnknownMarch 4, 2014 at 3:47 AM

    tumse na hoga ...

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  64. AnonymousApril 7, 2014 at 10:49 AM

    Tangent : wo perpendicular ko maar dega
    Faizal : Kaun bhosdika maar dega
    Tangent : wo perpendicular ko maar dalega
    Faizal : Kaun maar dega madarchhodddd

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  65. AnonymousJune 9, 2014 at 9:15 PM

    WAH BETICHOD MAZA AA GAYA WAH

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  66. AnonymousJune 12, 2014 at 3:49 AM

    Ek dukan khula nahin rehna chahiye...poora ka poora wasseypur band karvao inki maka chod ..

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  67. AnonymousSeptember 23, 2014 at 4:02 AM

    Nagma to Sardar : Khana khaiye ache se....bahar jake hamara naak na kataiyega...

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  68. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2016 at 1:33 AM

    Faizal : Dost hai hamra, hum akele jayenge mubarak baad dene..

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  69. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2016 at 1:40 AM

    Definite : Aapki jagir ka wada kiya hai ramadhir humko, bola aapko maar diya to wasseypur hamara. Advance mein ammi ko dus lakh rupaye bhi bheja hai
    Faizal : To tum ka kiye?
    Definite : Hum advance rakh liye..
    Faizal : Hahaha..
    Definite : chaubiso ghante aap pe nazar rakhne ko bola aur jaisa ho usse batate rahe.
    Faizal : Planning kab ka hai?
    Definite : Chunav ke din ka.. Iqlakhwa marega aapko, aur kuch gadbad hua to hum..

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  70. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2016 at 1:52 AM

    Shamshad : Baitho.. aur paisa vaisa sab mila na..?
    Definite : Aur nahi to ka 2 kilo seb aisehi kharid liye hai..
    Shamshad : Abey tum 2 lakh ka 2 kilo seb kharid liye?
    Definite : Arey aisa waisa seb nahi hai, kashmiri seb hai, bahut sare aatankwadiyo ko paal pos ke bada kiya hai.. khaoge??
    Shamshad : Khila.... Aee.. Madarchod...

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  71. UnknownFebruary 10, 2016 at 8:27 AM

    ChACHA EK BADIYA SA PAAN BANAIAYEGA EDkUM. bdiya sa banayega wrna dkh raahe hai( saap) , Lungi me chod denge

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  72. AnonymousJune 17, 2016 at 12:01 AM

    Le jao... Aeee eee eeee hehehaeeeeee ... Manoj superb!!!

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  73. AnonymousAugust 9, 2016 at 11:02 PM

    Asgar Jara Sungh ke Bata mantri ji kaa Khaaye hain naaste main.....what is this full dialogue ?

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  74. reccaSeptember 21, 2016 at 4:08 AM

    Faizal : Ghar me sab thukte hai humpe, bazaar me niklo toh sab haste hai saale..
    Fazlu : Kaahe?
    Faizal : Ie sab bhosdiwale bolte hai ki Faizal khan ne dosti me apne bhai baap ka bali chada diya. Amma kehti hai ki agar hum janme hi na hote to aaj Sardar khan ke ghar me matam na hota.
    Fazlu : Matlab?
    Faizal : Matlab yeh ki... Jalao.
    Fazlu : (Khaste hue)Bahut tagda hai re..
    Faizal : Hum to sochte the ki sanjeev kumar ke ghar mein bacchan paida hue hai, lekin jab aakh khuli to dekha ki hum to shashi kapoor hai, bacchan to koi aur hai..
    Fazlu : (haste hue) Kaun be?
    Faizal : Madarchod....


    Chattano se kreeda karti. Kal kal karti, chal chal karti. Chattano se kreeda karti. Kabhi idhar mud, kabhi udhar mud. Van parbat mein lipti chhupti

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  75. AnonymousOctober 25, 2016 at 2:34 AM

    Situation nahi samajh rahe hain..

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  76. AnonymousMarch 26, 2017 at 2:35 PM

    Insaan jo hai do nasal k hote hai ..
    (Iska pura dialogue kisi ko yaad hai...)
    Last tak ka
    Wo jo bolta hai na हरमज़दगी का तालाब wahaan tak ka...

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    1. reccaApril 17, 2017 at 4:00 AM

      Insaan jo hai bas do nasal ke hote hain,- ek hote hain harami aur dusre bewkoof, aur ye saara khel in dono ka hi hai
      ab kab koi harami bewakufi par utar aaye, aur kab koi bewakuf haramjadgi ka talab ban jaye, pata hi nahi chalta

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